10 Sick but Funny ” Get Well Soon Gifts” For Someone Who’s Been puking!

February 5, 2010 – 4:18 pm

When You Need More Than Flowers

Recently my entire family had a terrible stomach flu. I was inspired to search for gifts that would commemorate our week long hell of puke and diarrhea. I scoured the web and found some unusual vomit themed gifts.  The perfect get well gift for recovering sick people with a sense of humor.

1- E.T. Puking: original art painting on wood panel 3×5 For the hungover artist?

The perfect Get well gift for the art collector who loves E.T and hates flowers? I wonder if the artist had a similar experience and felt compelled to have life imitate art.  For $80.00 you can buy this lovely original oil on wood panel of E.T. puking up bits of candy into a dead Geranium. Click the photo or the link below to get it now.
LegendaryTigerHero at Etsy

2- Set of three 8×10 Prints of Jaba the Hut, Batman puking and King Kong on the toilet.

From the same seller as E.T. Puking is this lovely set of 3 8×10 posters of, of, of well bathroom mishaps.  Perfect for the friend who’s feeling under the weather all of the time and wants to hang some posers in his room to announce his morbid depression. For only $45.00 you can get all three posters.
LegendaryTigerHero at Etsy

3- Morning Chicness Bags: Morning sickness bag for the chic expectant mother.

These are awesome. Get this for your pregnant wives or pregnant friends for their morning sickness. Now they can look chic while vomiting no matter where they are.  There’s nothing that will scream more class than these vomit bags reminiscent of airline vomit bag only much better because they’re also lovely different designs to suit each woman’s style. I like the bags with bubbles. They’re only $7.50 for a pack of 10. If you know someone who has really bag morning sickness you could pick them up a pack of 50 for only $27.50. I pity the husband who’s wife needs a 50 pack.  Get yours here  http://www.morningchicnessbags.com/index.html

4- Ralph The Crazy Puke Kid: Making puke cool again

Palph The Crazy Puke Kid

The perfect get well gift for the nerdy doll collector? Designed by Fernando Berger, these are hand cast and hand painted. I mean look at the detail. Neon green puke.  Only $15.00
http://overkillcreations.bigcartel.com/product/raalph-the-crazy-puke-kid

5- Puke Pillows: For the sweet person (no longer available. Darn!)

The perfect get well soon gift for that Martha Stewart type person. Actually, I would by this for me. Alas, the seller is no longer making this. so now we can only pine over these.

6- Kitten Puking Rainbow Journal: For the sick journalist in your life.

Get well my literary friend. That’s what this little Black notebook with a Rainbow spitting Cat scream. Wow! You’ll hit all the stops here with this 3.5″ x 5.5″ notebook. 64 pages to document all of your sick thoughts, I mean pleasant thoughts. Only $15.00 too.  Get yours quick.
Nowvember on Etsy

7- Whimsical Girl Puking: 8×10 poster: For a hungover girlfriend perhaps?

I think all your

Cupie doll hating friends will love to get this as a get well gift. Pinkytoast designs and sells these original 8×10 posters at Etsy for only $14.00.
PinkyToast on Etsy.com

8- Kitty Puke Button: For the friend who’s cat is sick and puked everywhere

This pin button meant to pin to your bag or lapel will defenitely cheer up that friend who has a sick vomiting cat. Or maybe it will depress them more. It’s only $2.00 plus shipping so you can’t go wrong. Pick yours up from this seller on etsy. roundwords on Etsy.com

8- Baby Onesie: “Come Closer So I can Spit Up On You”.  For the friend who has a puky baby.

Baby’s are so cute. Until they puke on your shoulder. Have a friend with a baby who won’t stop puking? Cheer them up by giving them this awesome baby oneseie sure to lift their spirits. Only $12.00 from mammamonkey on etsy.

mamamonkey on Etsy.com

9- Puke Green, Hand Knit Arm warmers

Not into the direct approach? Still want something funny for your puky friend? Give her this lovely chunky puke colored hand knit arm warmer to remind her that she’s loved. she’ll be thanking you the next time she has the chills.And can you believe it’s only $20.00? Seriously. This would take me a month to make. What a deal steal. Get it from Lucy’s Post Car Quilts on Etsy.com LucysPostCardQuilts on Etsy

9- Puking Mermaid T-shirt

The perfect get well soon gift for the friend who’s into t-shirt art. This original design of a puking mermaid blowing her martini everywhere is just too much. i think this would be a great t-shirt for a gang of girls to wear before they hit the town for drinks. Kind of like foreshadowing. Just $27.00 Tsaifi on Etsy

That’s all for 10 sick but funny handmade get well soon gifts for people who puke. Let me know if you find any crazy weird handmade things by posting them in the comments below.

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Annie André is a self taught Indie designer, crafter, owner and creator of Le Neko Noir: a quirky online Boutique filled with her cute & cheeky handmade designs. She also writes a funny Indie Field Guide Blog about unusual handmade things people are making and selling. Read her Blog: www.lenekonoir.com/blog Visit the Shop:www.lenekonoir.com. Become Facebook Friends: www.facebook.com/lenekonoir